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"I like my beer, like I like my violence Domestic"
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"""Crouching Tiger, Hidden Butthole"". Sometimes I just say things. I don't know."
"If a transvestite goes missing... Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?"
"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""
"What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse? A receding hare line."
"Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry? It had a plane to catch."
"My wife went to see a spiritualist last week. I asked her ""how did you rate her?"" She said ""medium."""
"I'd name my daughter Roxanne. I'd play the song for her all the time so she knows she doesn't HAVE to be a prostitute."
"So my son ate the baby Jesus out of our Nativity scene. Now we wait for the religious movement."
"Why did the dog lose the lawsuit? It was a shih-tzu"