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Joke of the Day

"I like my beer, like I like my violence Domestic"

"Why people don't use #YOLO anymore? Because they lived once"

"The worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's? It doesn't just happen the once. And I'll be posting this again later. If I remember."

"I'm not a fan of Trump, but I'd never denigrate his supporters If you're a Trump supporter, denigrate means to put down."

"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"

"I wish life had a rewindthe-weekend button."

"I used to think it was cool to be into guys 10+ years my senior but turns out all they want to do is talk about tv shows I never watched"

"Why shouldn't white people go swimming? Nobody likes a soggy cracker!"

"What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy? Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party"

"Was playing the piano and the cover fell on my hands Have not been feeling myself since."