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Joke of the Day
"So my son ate the baby Jesus out of our Nativity scene. Now we wait for the religious movement."
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"Whenever I hear someone died of natural causes, I think, ""Wait a minute. I have that."""
"I've never panned for gold... But I have put bacon bits in my salad."
"*pops out of casket at funeral* ok but when I actually die you guys better have nicer things to say"
"What did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip. ;)"
"r/worldnews right now (Removed)"
"The Average human walks 900miles per year, and drinks 22 gallons of beer, which means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon... Not bad!"
"What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner? All rice, all rice, all rice"
"""What were you before you came to school boys and girls?"" asked the teacher hoping that someone would say ""babies."" She was disappointed when all the children cried out ""Happy!"""
"My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class. That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)"