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Joke of the Day
"Who is an archaeologist? One whose career is in ruins."
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"My iPhone does NOT rule my life. Battery - Don't worry, Siri. I got this."
"A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender asks ""What's with the steering wheel?"" The pirate says ""ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."""
"Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!"
"A guy was playing a guitar... ..got arrested for fingering A-minor"
"What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner."
"I like how McDonalds mixes the napkins in the to-go bag with the greasy food, so that even when I'm wiping my mouth I can get fatter."
"Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race? Because they're not garbage collectors."
"How to get a millionaire husband marry a billionaire man, then proceed to divorce him."
"Guys, I only wanna hear about your ex if she is dead.If you still talk about her, I'll murder her so we can have an interesting conversation"