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Joke of the Day

"A guy was playing a guitar... ..got arrested for fingering A-minor"

"Drake like his women like... I like my Mustang... 47 years old."

"Son, I found some drugs in your backpack ""Dad I swear they're not mine"" DAMMIT SUSAN, THEY ARENT HIS. 1st time we were proud and you blew it"

"What is an office gossip's favorite tool? A spreadshit, of course."

"What do you call the father of a frog that is in the early stages of its life? *A Dadpole*"

"I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made."

"Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike? Because that might be your bike"

"The tachyon leaves. The Barman says ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon enters a bar."

"Bought the 'Sounds of the Rainforest' cd, not as relaxing as I hoped. The 1st half was birds chirping, rest was chainsaws and bulldozers"

"Several toilets were stolen last night. Police say they have nothing to go on."