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Joke of the Day
"""My eyes are up here"" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out."
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"""prepare for battle"" they said Yet they didnt prepare themselves"
"The downside of having friends who love sarcasm and irony is that when we make plans I'm never entirely sure we really made plans."
"I was born half female... You see, my mum was one."
"The Boy Scouts ended their ban on gay adults, which means that soon you'll be able to buy some delicious Boy Scout cookies."
"People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)"
"My sergeant just told me this... Im going to get an old car, take a sledge hammer to the back bumper repeatedly , then get a bumper sticker that says ""I brake for tailgaters."""
"Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks."
"I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward"
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? You suck his cock!"