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Joke of the Day

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason."

"I was the second person on the moon. Neil Before me!"

"Can of sardines in Soviet Union A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines. He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it: ""Not a winner"""

"If Oliver Stone is being a stone and Michael Bay is being a bay, then what is Anthony Weiner being? Bullied"

"Have you heard about that new therapy they're using in Japan? Soy lattes up the rectum. It's supposed to have amazing health benefits. Enemame."

"Disabled toilets... Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in."

"Whats bigger than your balls? The moon"

"I came up with a new word yesterday: Plagiarism"

"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."

"Why did the dolphin commit suicide? Because its life had no porpoise!"