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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Hitler get an A on the math exam? He didn't complete the final solution. I wrote that in my sleep."

"Bill Cosby buys a really boring, run-down bar People say its so boring you might just fall asleep after one of the drinks"

"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small."

"wanna here my to do list your mum"

"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""

"George Clooney and Brad Pitt fall in love and rob casinos together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"

"The only time I hate being single is when I knock something over & catch it before it hits the ground but there's no one around to see it."

"""Shut the door, drop your pants, and get on top of me."" -My toilet"

"I gave a homeless guy some cheese today. I feel gouda 'bout it."