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Joke of the Day
"Don't you just hate it when you can't go to someone's funeral Because that person is still alive?"
Next Joke
"What do you get your girlfriend for Valentines Day? A box of chocolate, flowers and a dildo. So if she doesn't like the chocolate and flowers she can go fuck herself."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway there."
"Ph.D students should not eat apples... Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
"Eating Halloween candy and ignoring the doorbell. A little game I like to call fuck you I paid for it."
"Never remove the shells from racing snails it makes them sluggish"
"What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full."
"Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!"
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free"