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Joke of the Day
"What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
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"There are a lot of good times... But 6:30 is hands down the best time."
"Daddy, can I have another cup of water? ""Sure, son. But it's your 12th cup tonight..."" ""I know, the baby's room is still on fire."""
"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C."
"Islam is a race. Because it's inbreeds fucking each other."
"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, one to hold the ladder and the other to screw the mother.. LIGHTBULB!"
"YES! Some of the breast augmentation websites aren't blocked at work! SWEET FREEDOM!!!"
"Like a hooker at a truck stop, Twitter goes down every Friday."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles ^I ^am ^so ^sorry"
"Did you hear about the lesbian couple who couldn't afford a double-headed dildo? They were having trouble making ends meet"