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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates? She was looking for Alderaan men."
Next Joke
"what did the captain say when the navigator complained they were off course? don't give me that latitude"
"Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!"
"Why are Australians never late for work? Their snooze button only lasts 6 minutes."
"What's Black and White and Red all over? The Zebra I just shot dead."
"What did the painter say to her boyfriend? ""I love you with all my art!"""
"""LEEEEET'S GET READY TO TUUUUUUMBLE!!!"" -wet laundry"
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's mind before she died. The windshield."
"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years I don't have 2020 vision"
"So I'm about to have a unilateral orchiectomy (true story)... and I say to the urologist surgeon, ""I guess the ball's in your court now"""