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Joke of the Day

"Why did the trout leave the cult? They were too sacrifishal"

"BNAG! That's bang out of order."

"A woman was doing a great job driving..."

"If I had a penny for every Trump joke made during the election... I could be the president in 2020"

"Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the lift."

"I had to break it off with my girlfriend. She wouldn't fake orgasms. I can't be with someone who doesn't care about my needs."

"It's going to be a busy couple of months for Caitlyn Jenner Mothers' Day and then Fathers' Day"

"Probably too soon News is Robin Williams didn't commit suicide. Apparently, he was Ru-Fi-O'd."

"My friend took my mood ring without my permission. I'm not sure how I feel about that."

"Son, there's the house where I grew up. And I bought a Playstation at that Best Buy in 1996. Well, that's pretty much the tour"