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"What makes a software developer feel rich? Their Cache"
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"wat abot when ther was only 1 set of footprints ""thats when i carried u"" wat abot when the fotprints went in the ocean ""i tried to drown u"""
"Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Oh my... not that close. I can't breathe. How are you so strong? LET ME GO TINY DANCER"
"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs"
"test icles"
"What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r? Neighbor"
"How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ashtray..."
"Picking up a drug addict is easy... They go for any line."
"I was once told ""There is great strength in numbers""... Someone once told me ""There is great safety in numbers""; I could only think, ""Now go tell that to six million jews""..."
"In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says ""what the hell is that"" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE."