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Joke of the Day
"A couple has twins. If one is named Peter, what is name of second child? Repeater."
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"My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
"I'm going our shopping for Black Friday Er...sorry. African American Friday."
"No I don't think you're stupid, I just think you have real bad luck when it comes to thinking"
"How do you make a protester cry? Tear gas"
"Just think, there is coming an entire generation of idiots who will wonder: ""Why did they have a hashtag button on landline phones?"""
"What do you call a popular joke on reddit? repost"
"How are a punchline and a dick similar? they only bring a smile if used properly."
"A man walks into a bar with a big slab of tarmac/asphalt under his arm... The barman asks him, ""So what can I get you?"" ""I'll have a pint and eh, one for the road."""
"Why is women's soccer so boring? Because all the good female athletes play in men's leagues. Thank you, thank you."