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Joke of the Day

"Turned on TV and heard people talking about grinding, pumping & hole filling. Sadly, it was just CNN."

"So a horse walks into a bar... The patrons of the bar then proceed to scream in surprise because there's A FREAKING HORSE IN THE BAR."

"She: ""I am expecting..."" Me: ""Whoa! Congrats."" She: ""...someone at 3."""

"I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up."

"An unemployed engineer gets lost while going to a job interview at the navy base Woops, wrong sub."

"Where do you put people with ADHD? A concentration camp"

"Over all these years, you'd think I'd remember how important the ""L"" in clock is...especially when asking mom if I can borrow dad's."

"I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now."

"For this Valentines day, I'll be inundated. Oops. I mean I'll be in, undated."

"I like my women like I like my Scotch. Noice."