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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"

"In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - ""Yes Dear."""

"You see, son, when two girls love each other very much and they have a cup..."

"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast."

"I broke my finger today but on the other hand I am completely fine"

"How is eating pussy like smoking a cigarette? As you get closer to the butt, the flavor gets stronger."

"Surprise sex is the best sex. Unless you're in prison."

"If Liam Neeson keeps starring in the same film pretty soon he's going to be Taken 4: Granted"

"Not sure if the bulb for my check engine light finally burned itself out or if my car magically fixed itself, but I'm going with the latter"

"What comes after Brexit ? BREICH"