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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do termites eat for breakfast? A: Oakmeal."
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"What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? You let the pit bull finish."
"Do you know why there's no sound when Django has sex? Because the D is silent."
"Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can't carry the mother."
"I asked God for a bike... but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."
"I wondered why the truck was getting larger... ... Then it hit me"
"Some pretty young girl just knocked on my door saying there was a Pokemon inside my house... I was all ""Nice try Chris Hansen..."""
"Patchouli Why do hippies wear patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too"
"My laptop is creeping me out. It keeps saying hello to me. Maybe it's because it's a Dell."