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Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head? The steering wheel."
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"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming? Bob."
"The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave."
"I was watching a hulu video and an ad came up saying ""This episode was brought to you by the invisible children."" Now I know how the internet works."
"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."
"At this late date, the only way I'm gonna be famous is if I save a baby from a fire. And the baby is filming the whole thing with his phone."
"My dream car is shaq wearing heelys holding me up by my hips like simba"
"I remember the last thing my grandfather ever said to me before he kicked the bucket... He said ""Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!"