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Joke of the Day
"So..... That thing on top ""i"" So the little dot on top of the letter i has a name.... You"
Next Joke
"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."
"Wife: ""I'm tired of you endlessly misquoting Arnold Schwarzenegger films. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""You'll be back."""
"What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y"
"Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in only one move...... a roundhouse kick to the face."
"What do you call a jew who works at a brewery? A he brew."
"Blind Date I went on a blind date once. It wasn't a good time because the dog kept getting in the way."
"What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? Antique farm equipment."
"I poured my root beer into a square cup Now I've just got beer."
"What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you? I'm not Willy Nelson"