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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund To get a long little doggy"
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"How were you conceived? Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ass. Or Daddy came on the wall and mommy ran against the wall."
"how do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you put a piece of bread on the ceiling"
"Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job."
"What's the difference between a blowjob and a burger? Oh, you don't know? We should do lunch sometime."
"How do police informants begin their jokes? Nark Nark"
"A skeleton walks into a bar.... ...asks for a pint and a mop."
"Flint Lead Did you hear they discovered the number one source of lead poisoning in Flint MI is not the water.......it's the bullets."
"What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open? In tennis, love means nothing."
"Egotist: A person who is usually me-deep in conversation."