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Joke of the Day
"I always buy computers that are black. Generally, they run faster and have a bigger hard drive."
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"I just thought of this masterpiece... No. No, I didn't because nobody here is ever original."
"Every motorcycle cop is a liquid terminator until proven otherwise."
"Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you."
"Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!"
"what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!"