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Joke of the Day

"I always buy computers that are black. Generally, they run faster and have a bigger hard drive."

"Enjoy A son ask his Father ""What does a vagina look like""? The dad said ""Like a beautiful rose"". He continued to say ""and after sex, it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise""."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis"

"What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one"

"Today I saw a guy driving around with upward of 10 parking tickets on his windshield. Now what were you saying about not giving a fuck?"

"I think instead of ""LOL""....I'm gonna go with ""SALTS"" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful."

"Two Helium Atoms Are Bonding. HeHe"

"Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says ""hey that's mitosis"". That is my original joke I made A few years ago."

"What kind of haircut does the black judge have? Jury Curls"

"I used to think I was trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born"