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Joke of the Day
"Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. and dont ask y."
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"Marriage. Because otherwise hating someone for turning the page of a newspaper too loudly would seem absurd"
"What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !"
"What do you call a Black Jew? .....a menorah-tee."
"What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite? Funicula"
"How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard? They'll tell you."
"What do you call a failed resistance? Ohmless"
"Racial Humor NSFW As a white man, I may not get to say the N word, but at least I can say other phrases, like ""Thanks for the warning officer!"" Or ""Hey dad!"""
"I once threw a boomerang, not knowing what it was for... Then it hit me."
"""Not again"" ~ Me, waking up every morning.."