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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Black Jew? .....a menorah-tee."

"If you arrive home, it's not a holiday, and your driveway is full of family member's cars, keep going.......It's an intervention"

"What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission? Nun of your business"

"I was voted ""most friendly"" at my high school in 10th grade. It was at this point in my life that I knew serious changes were in order."

"Luke tried to open a pull door by pushing... He had an extremely confused ""luke"" on his face"

"If ur a guy riding on a motorcycle with another guy, it's best to sit facing each other. 1 man mounted behind another that just looks bad"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man!"

"Tonight, I watched someone ruin over 20 years of sobriety. It was a shitshow. But, in her defense, you only turn 21 once."

"Today was so terrible, I thought Steven Seagal was in it."

"I made you a cake. I also ate it for you."