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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who cares?"
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"*walks into work 20 minutes late* *boss glares at me* ""Sorry. Traffic."" *boss gestures to my Starbucks cup* ""Oh this? I found it."""
"""If you were a spy and having drinks at a spy bar, what would you want?"" ""I could tell you, bud, I'd have tequila."""
"Have you heard Justin Bieber's song about blood types? It goes: ""A, B, AB, AB, OOOOOOO"""
"My wife wants to go see the Suffragette movie. But she doesn't get a vote."
"I was suspicious that big multinational chemical corporation was up to no good, but then I saw that green cartoon leaf in its logo. Whew!"
"Never underestimate a woman's ability to make anything your fault."
"What did the cow say in winter? Oh my god. I'm Friesian!"
"I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot."
"What's the most Jewish instrument? The Sachs"