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Joke of the Day
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."
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"Everyone is going crazy over that Kim and Kanye named their baby ""North West"" I believe she's going straight to the top... And slightly to the left"
"Must have been a tough childhood for the Redskins quarterback... Growing up knowing your parents are Cousins."
"Do you like Wendy's? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face"
"""Sobbing"" autocorrected to ""throbbing"" and now my attempt at showing my sensitive side has taken a very different direction."
"Did you hear about the eagle who could catch a squirrel with only one claw? He was very *talon*ted"
"A poet and a logician were found dead earlier this week. They say the killer had no rhyme or reason."
"Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures? Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country"
"What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out? A paramedics."
"When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams."