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Joke of the Day
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."
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"Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking in the park. The priest turns to the rabbi and asks, ""How much do you charge for circumscisions?"" The rabbi responds, ""They're free, but I get to keep the tips."""
"My phone bill was huge this month. A couple of weeks ago I rang in sick for my wife and her boss asked me what was wrong with her."
"My husband grabbed a lightsaber and challenged our daughter to a battle. She ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife."
"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"
"You know what's really great about being a narcissist? Me."
"America elected Donald Trump And we're going toupee for it"
"""We have HBO"" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry."
"I just started giving a chicken and an egg handjobs. I will let you know."