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Joke of the Day

"TIFU ...by posting this in the r/jokes subreddit."

"How do you quadruple the capacity of a gay bar? Turn all the stools upside down. (Not trying to offend anyone, just a raunchy joke I heard from my GFs dad)"

"My grandma talks a lot of shit for someone who still uses a flip phone."

"Whats the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"Tooth sale Two buck teeth for 1$ buck"

"Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (???(?.? )? Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( o )( o?(^?^?)"

"Your mama is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow"

"Just when you think parenting can't be any weirder, you find yourself consoling your son, upset that he can't get a squirrel to hug him."

"Surprise your girlfriend by hiding in her trunk until you're dead."

"If you want to intimidate anyone with your screaming and honking, you may need to rethink those reindeer antlers on your car."