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Joke of the Day
"TIFU ...by posting this in the r/jokes subreddit."
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"Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn't really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them."
"what is the hardest part about having a daughter in your early 20's? Fighting all of those physically fit teenagers when you're in your late 30's."
"M: Are you gonna eat that baby? Lady: What!!?! Go away you Sick-O' M: Sorry! I saw you putting it on Instagram & figured.. Never mind."
"What do you call a Kardassian on a boat? ...A sea Gul"
"I'll stop at nothing... ...to avoid using negative numbers."
"I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery."
"How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day? Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours."
"Depressed cows feel like life is udderly hopeless. But now there's hope. Ask your doctor if Cowbucil is right for your cow."
"I didn't flan on getting divorced and now my wife wants custardy and she's pudding our kids in the middle :("