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Joke of the Day

"What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke? I am the one who Knock-knocks."

"What's the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Until yesterday I thought Chatroulette was a French pastry. No wonder the bakery didn't have any."

"How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers."

"Somewhere, some Nigerian lawyer is wondering why you're not sending him the personal information that he needs to give you your inheritance"

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I hope he means well..."

"Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC? Adam and Eve"

"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter."

"Weird Al and Vin Diesel should team up with a chip tune band Then they could be Al, Vin & The Chip Monks"

"My favorite Bible story is when Jesus feeds the multitudes after administering a drug test to make sure they deserve food."