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Joke of the Day
"What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke? I am the one who Knock-knocks."
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"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ? A receding hare-line."
"A nurse asks an absent-minded doctor, ""Doctor, why are you writing with a thermometer?"" The doctor looks down and says, ""God damnit. Now some asshole has my pen."""
"The man on TV said if you drink alcohol every day, you're probably an alcoholic. Phew! I only drink every night."
"So there I was balls deep in a 12 year old ... Then my dad walks in and freaks out starts screaming ""What the fuck are you doing to your sister"""
"Hitler was a bad guy... But then again he did kill hitler. But he also killed the guy that killed hitler, so..."
"I'm sick and tired of all the hipsters on /r/Gifs.. They're always saying things like.. ""The video was better""."
"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."
"Jokes About German Sausages They're the wurst."
"I'm on a seafood diet I sea food and I eat it."