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Joke of the Day

"Women can be sexist too It's just that men are better at it like everything else."

"I hate the term ""Hipster"" It's too mainstream"

"What's the most common pickup line at a gay bar? May I please push in your stool?"

"Are you ever going to use those Styrofoam plates? No, they're not biodegradable. Well throw them away then!"

"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"

"OPEN UP. THIS IS THE POLICE. THANK YOU. CAN WE USE YOUR BATHROOM"

"I've heard making the perfect salad can be pretty difficult... Not exactly **rocket** science though, is it?"

"Rick Astley will let you borrow any of his George Clooney movies... But he's never gonna give you Up In the Air."

"Knock Knock* Who's there? Me open up."

"People think Jesus was so great... But all he did was give fish to a thousand people. &nbsp; You forget that Hitler made 6 million people toast."