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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident? A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled ""Tyrannosaurus"" incorrectly."

"What's your number? A jewish girl and a man walks into a bar. They hit it off and the man asks for the girls number. She lifts her sleeve."

"Trying to talk sense into a racist... Is like trying to beat a Jew at hide and seek."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I eventually had to take his bike away."

"St. Patrick's Day is like 420 for alcoholics."

"I once auditioned for ""Man Laying Fertilizer"" in a commercial, and afterward, they asked me to do it again but to keep in mind hes straight."

"So a priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender looks up, hesitates, and says, ""What is this, some kind of fucking joke?!"""

"Just bought a book ""Jokes about Captain Obvious"". It's full of Captain Obvious jokes."

"Which film star is always jumping around the forest? John Treevaulter."

"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."