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Joke of the Day
"it's fun to yell CHEESE! at a group of girls and watch them switch to their Facebook Poses"
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"Say what you will about that pilot... ...but at least he died doing what German's love most. Mass murdering innocent people."
"Kids are like farts You only accept them if they're yours"
"Why do we need iron in our diets? Because it's good ferrous."
"What's similar about a shy jihad and a bagpipe They only make noise once they've been blown up."
"How many ""suh dudes"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It's already lit fam."
"Christmas: One woman's lie about a one night stand that got completely out of hand."
"How do you disappoint a redditor?"
"When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread all over my bedroom...so my wife can clean up after me one more time."
"Crime tip: commit all your crimes in space NASA is not the space police there are no laws up there you will not go to jail"