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Joke of the Day

"There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor! Appointment only, no walk-ins."

"Canadian knock-knock joke *Knock knock.* **Who's there?** *Sorry.* **No I'm sorry.** *No I'm sorry.*"

"DC Comics to end production of Wonder Woman after DEA claims They stated the movie would have attracted to many people to a strong form of Heroine."

"What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common? They both made the news for not being straight."

"What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it? Coconut"

"The other day, a wizard offered to turn me into a cat. The suggestion gave me pause."

"One blonde says to the another: ""Hey, let's yell simultaneously! 3, 2, 1 ""SIMULTANEOUSLY!! SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!"""

"What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."

"What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !"

"How many friend zoned guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they will all just stand there complimenting it and get pissed when it wont screw."