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Joke of the Day

"Anyone can recommend a good Hobbit movie?"

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"what's the difference between fish and meat? yer not supposed to beat yer fish -Red Fox"
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"I just got diagnosed with the inability to feel emotions Now I'm sad"
"What is Father Christmas's tax status? Elf-employed."
"I lost 50 pounds in two days Im never playing poker again"