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Joke of the Day

"Is your birthday the 10th of October? Because you look like a 10/10!"

"Old high school classmate: Really? You're about to have your 4th child? Me: Are you surprised I like kids? Him: I'm surprised you had sex."

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse."

"I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field"

"I wish I could just ""like"" a text message so I don't have to respond."

"Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same."

"Does a litter box count as a guest bathroom?"

"The reason I switched from a backpack to a messenger bag is so that I look more classy and professional carrying nothing but snacks to work."

"Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat."

"A Blonde Jokes Two blondes (let's call them Tina and Julie) are talking. Tina: Did you know this New Year is on friday? Julie: OMG, I hope it's not on the 13th."