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Joke of the Day
"What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 watt"
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"How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'? Is it kale? it's kale, isn't it? please don't say kale."
"Dry January is going really well. Even if everyone keeps saying that I need to shower."
"What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically? Tsar-Chasm"
"without moms we'd have no password security questions. thanks mom, for making online banking possible"
"Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours."
"Can someone finish this joke? My friend wrote this much before he committed suicide:""Three prostitute nuns walk into a bar..."""
"What did the Jewish man do when he got a dog? Posted fliers around the neighborhood that said ""Not Lost Yet""."
"A boy asks his mum why he was getting Christmas presents in August His mum replied ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy. """
"What do you call it when an ex pees on you? EX-STREAM!"