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Joke of the Day

"Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."

"I used to be in an animal rights group... But that was before i screwed the pooch."

"Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help. She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night."

"What do you call a Mexican woman who has no legs? Cunts way low"

"What did Bruce Banner get after having sex with as prostitute? a HULK RASH!!!!"

"What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull meat out."

"What did one crow say to the other? Caw dude?"

"What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."

"In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense."

"I got a letter from the bank saying I was still in debt. I don't know why, I sent them a cheque."