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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull meat out."

"Next year is going to be an odd one. credit goes to my dad."

"What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common? the resistance of both drop when doped."

"What's a sailor's favorite solvent? [Cycloheptane](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cycloheptane) -- the Seven Cs."

"It's 100% legal to give cops the finger. But remember, it's also apparently 100% legal for them to shoot and kill you."

"They always punch up the fuckline. Why can't dyslexics tell jokes?"

"A fun trick for remembering peoples names is to never interact with anyone."

"What's the difference between the G-Spot and Jack Daniels? I'll actually look for the Jack Daniels."

"2 cars had a head-on collision in Mexico today.. 34 people died."

"Jesus take the wheel. No that's a book. A penny. A rock. DAMMIT JESUS DIDN'T YOU TAKE THAT ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CLASS I RECOMMENDED"