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Joke of the Day

"A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. ""Help!"" cried the cellist ""I can't swim!"" ""Don't worry"" said the violist ""just fake it."""

"In hell all the ball pits are filled with legos."

"Boss - can you pass a piss test? Me - Sure...distance or accuracy?"

"Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer."

"What do they call the pun masters of the streets? Punksters"

"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."

"Here's a 'Frozen' joke that I heard from an eight year old Knock knock *Who's there?* You *[You who?](http://memecrunch.com/meme/1MG0Q/big-summer-blowout/image.png)*"

"I'm surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y'all."

"My nephew: ""Sometimes it gets puffy and I can't pee"" Me: ""Yeah, unfortunately when you get older it gets puffy and you can't think"""

"Vegans are confusing people. If they care about animals so much, why do they eat all of their food?"