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Joke of the Day

"French and Wars Why did the French have so many civil wars? So they could win one."

"I once had a dog named Tax... Every time I opened the front door, Income Tax!"

"What do mormons and tweakers have in common? They both ride bikes and are on a mission."

"Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be."

"I just found out my wife has an identical twin I saw her on Tinder."

"""Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day."" - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life."

"When asked by the creepy guy at the bar ""Why aren't you smiling?"" my go-to answer is always ""My yeast infection really is bubbling up."""

"What is the capital of Greece? More than the capital of the UK."

"Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite. Get it? ..I'll show myself to the door."

"Dear Lord, Thank you for these noodles I'm about to eat and the good deal I got buying them in bulk at Costco. RA-MEN!"