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Joke of the Day

"What do you call delicious Vietnamese food? Vietnoms"

"I'm not a racist. Racist people go to jail, and jail is for black people."

"It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me"

"(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in"

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."

"I tried driving today without texting, eating or getting high but it was so boring I fell asleep at the wheel. Thanks, Oprah."

"It Looks Like a Booger But it's SNOT!"

"Son comes out as gay to his father ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""

"I wish there was an emotional song about that moment you realize you're almost done with your burrito. Get on that, Taylor Swift."