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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when you see two fetuses making out? ""Oh get a womb"""
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"When do you care for a man's company? ""When he owns it."""
"The minimum wage in Canada is 9 compliments an hour"
"What's a panda's favorite drink? Fanta."
"I thought I had ADD because I have a hard time concentrating when I read books. But it turns out I'm just lazy and not very smart. Phew!"
"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? ""Thanks, I'll never part with it."""
"A Mexican athlete finally got a medal at the Olympics. The police are still searching for him."
"A black guy walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender looks at him and says, ""That thing is really cool! Where did you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""Detroit"""
"I slept with a pharmacist who could come in 10 seconds... Problem is, it took her 30 minutes to count to 10 (Made this up last night while waiting 30 minutes for 10 pills)"
"You have beautiful eyes. Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic."