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Joke of the Day

"What did the P say to the R? ""Is that a strap-on?"""

"I bought a thesaurus from Walmart and the pages were blank.. I have no words to describe how angry I am"

"Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows? A: It took her six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in."

"what's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Jesus? Jesus died a virgin."

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on ""America's Most Wanted."""

"I think lamps are my favorite furniture. They're always brightening up my day."

"It's almost as if they don't know the first rule of carrying rolls of wrapping paper club is; always be prepared for a sword fight, officer."

"I'm running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left."

"I met a girl last night with an AOL email address. She also had no idea women could vote and that we have a black president."

"I was in a masturbating competition... I came 1st twice!"