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Joke of the Day
"I'm running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left."
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"Chivalry is just the study of green onions right?"
"I've clicked on every shady ad that I've seen for the past 12 years. My penis is now 648 feet long."
"News, just in: Truck Stolen! A lorry containing 150 pallets of Viagra was stolen last night. Police are searching the country for a gang of hardened criminals."
"Counting Crows #GoodBandNameBadFirstDate"
"I'm probably not going to get accepted into the optimist club."
"What the Mayans taught me The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the end of the world."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct."
"The opposite of aging gracefully is aging nancygracefully, where you literally morph into a horrible human being."
"The swordsman thought he won his fight but in fact His opponent feinted"