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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 10? Because 10 was in the middle of 9,11..."
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"You're either a dog person or a non person."
"Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced"
"Nothing says ""We have no faith in our own products"" like using a 16 year old girl in your anti-aging cream commercials."
"What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat? One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws."
"I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance."
"""Tell me the good news first, doc."" ""You're going to be famous!"""
"Khakis In most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive."
"UGH now I just painted an amazing picture but accidentally painted a thumb in the corner"
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler ? Michael can actually finish a race off.."