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Joke of the Day
"UGH now I just painted an amazing picture but accidentally painted a thumb in the corner"
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"LOL What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"
"what is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are at least a dollar fifty, and deer nuts are just under a buck."
"Vending machines kill more people every year than sharks Obviously, how's a vending machine going to kill a shark?"
"What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited? A super stoaker"
"[hunting] ""In order to attract the stag, I perform the special call"" [clears throat, cups hands round mouth] ""COME OVER HERE, ANTLER JERK"""
"Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu sir? Monster: No thanks just bring me the passenger list."
"Zombie Apocalypse has begun... Man, it's hectic out there. I've killed like 6 zombies already. How's everyone else holding up? Anyone know why they all have bags of candy?"
"How do you...? How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? Give it aids."
"The Greatest Pun Ever. I actually don't know what it is, but I often punder about it."