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Joke of the Day
"If life give you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."
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"Pilots will get this. RETARD! RETARD!"
"Hillary got 60% of the black's votes in Alabama That's right, not a single vote for Bernie."
"Really Smooth. I lied told my dad that school was canceled. He said,"" lets go see a movie."" We got in the car and he dropped me off at school."
"Jewish pokemon trainer What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"
"The best thing about smartphones is that you don't have to refold maps anymore."
"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"
"It seems Caitlyn Jenner has made her final transition into a woman..By driving like one."
"Why did the Indian cross the road? To buy chikken tikka masala!"
"how to fall down a long set of stairs: step 1) step 1 step 2) step 3 step 3) step 7 step 4) step 10 step 5) step 15 step 6) step 26"