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Joke of the Day
"So my friend gave me half a pie... So i said, ""No that's one pi"""
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"""I think you'll like her. She's smart, funny, and a libra"" I've never met a libra *is super disappointed when date isn't a lion zebra mix*"
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"My car broke down outside Dominos last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift off the driver."
"A law student walks into a bar... He says, ""Shit I should've prepared for this."""
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