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Joke of the Day
"If you play your cards right, I could be your 2nd and 4th husband."
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"Two retarded people are having sex. I guess you could say they were going downs on each other."
"A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who crunch their disposable water bottles as they drink."
"I would never buy a plastic 3D printed car Unless it came with ABS."
"Neck Exercises by G. Rarff"
"I blame 2 of my 3 DUIs on Jesus because I specifically told him to take the wheel"
"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""
"My Internet is acting like a black guy It doesn't work"
"My father has the heart of a lion... And also a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"My wife found a spot between her boobs this morning. The doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button"