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Joke of the Day
"I quit Reddit."
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"The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue"
"Came up with this one today How do the Russians invade the Ukraine? They rush in."
"Did you hear the one where the Scotsman gave his son some money? Neither did I."
"My Ex-Wife My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences. She thought she was God. I disagreed."
"Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples."
"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind that's always shooting his mouth off."
"I heard Anheuser Busch is sending 9 truckloads of canned water to the areas affected by Hurricane Matthew. Who knew there was such a demand for Bud Light after a disaster?"
"Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'"
"A Butt walks in to a bar. . . The bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" and the Butt says ""Pfffbbtbtbt"" Then the bartender turns to his friend and says, ""What an ass."""