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Joke of the Day

"Drinking Bud Light is like having sex on a canoe. Cause it's fucking close to water."

"Several years ago, Charlie Sheen said ""I'm Winning"" ...even now he's still remaining positive!"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? keep the tip bitch."

"What does it take to finish a race? More than a Holocaust"

"Then Satan said, ""Let's convince everyone they need to go gluten free."" And that kids, was the Christmas fiasco of 2015."

"Girl, are you an umbrella? Because you're never with me when I need you & I've forgotten you at a restaurant 4 or 5 times."

"What kind of money does Mario use? 8-bitcoins"

"I'm old school when it comes to video games and by that I mean I turn into a senior citizen who yells ""which one am I?"" every 30 seconds."

"coworker asked me if I needed a hug and now he doesn't work here because people that are on fire can't work."

"A man with multiple-personality disorder walked into a bar. No he didn't."