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Joke of the Day

"How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)"

"What is a pirates favourite letter It is clearly double D as they are mostly males who can't stand a sunken chest and no booty. (New original take on old joke)"

"Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!"

"What do you get when you have sex with the Quaker Oats guy? Oatmeal Creme Pies."

"Why do cannibals love eating people with epilepsy? Because their favorite side dish is Seizure Salad."

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? one less drunk"

"I went into Paris to eat some Snails... and ended up with a belly full of Slugs"

"Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !"

"Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket."