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Joke of the Day

"Why do cannibals love eating people with epilepsy? Because their favorite side dish is Seizure Salad."

"What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin...."

"I was walking my dog when a man approached me. He said, ""My car's just broken down. Could you give me a push?"" ""Of course,"" I said. Then he fell into the bush."

"Want to hear a short joke and a long joke? Joke, Joooooooke!"

"what is it about suicide bomber and sperm they both come out bursting"

"Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !"

"Me...Lazy? Don't get me started!"

"Did you hear about the condom that flew across the bedroom? It was PISSED OFF!"

"Mom, I am very worried... Mom, I am very worried, I have lost 3 kg. - But that are great news, You should be very happy. Yeah, Say it to my Colombian *friends*"

"Why can't you ever trust an atom? Because, they make up everything..."